Best Feelings in the World
- Finally releasing your breasts from the shackles of your bra. ...
- Getting into a freshly made bed. ...
- Stretching. ...
- Snuggling a fuzzy animal. ...
- Washing your face at the end of the day. ...
- Peeling off skinny jeans/a pencil skirt at the end of the day. ...
- When someone else plays with your hair.
1. Finally releasing your breasts from the shackles of your bra. The single most inaccurate part of Sex and the City is that Carrie didn't fling her bra into the corner and rub her breasts for, like, five minutes every time she got home.
2. Getting into a freshly made bed. This is likely a joy Millennials will never understand because Millennials hate making beds, but you know those crisp, cold sheets at hotels are such a pleasure.
3. Stretching. If you don't love downward-dogging after a long day of sitting at a desk, I cannot relate to you
4. Snuggling a fuzzy animal. I'll be straight about this: I'm not really a cat person. But last time there were kittens in the Cosmopolitan.com office, my heart started racing and I actually kind of felt like I might cry. Don't tell anyone.
5. Washing your face at the end of the day. You imagine all the makeup and crap on your face as stress, and then scrub it off. There! Now you are a newborn babe without a care in the world.
6. Peeling off skinny jeans/a pencil skirt at the end of the day. Related: Slipping into some stretch pants and a big T-shirt. Preferably without any underwear.
7. When someone else plays with your hair. Sorry, I'm basically orgasming in your chair, shampoo guy at my hair salon. Carry on.
8. Being done with a hard workout. Whenever you're actually spinning, it's like, Fuck spinning. But also wobbling out of a spinning class like Woody from Toy Story, taking a shower, and collapsing on the couch feels pretty great.
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